Bwaah.

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Posted 3 days ago

These things are awesome… (stolen from list25.com)

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Posted 5 days ago

This is my music revision for the last 15 minutes

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Posted 1 week ago

Eggs are chicken periods

A realisation I had on my way home…

Also, this:

“#share #a #coke #with #rebecca :) #my #name #bottle #of #coke”

Hashtagging nonsense has to stop now… (^Note - especially on a website where it has no purpose at all. Unlink Facebook and Instagram, you arsetard)

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Posted 1 week ago

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Anonymous asked

What, whut… What. Whu?

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Posted 1 week ago

Bought myself a new guitar today

I think I deserve it… The few times I work (well, since not being given cash) has earned me enough to afford it, so why not? It’s pretty, and unignorable value :D I’ll post a picture of my collection so far soon, when it turns up :)

Talking of unignorable, I’m feeling bored and ignored recently… And I haven’t drawn anything in ages, something to add to my monster list of shizz for tomorrow. As well as winning a golf competition. Wish me luck people, OOOOH, OOH. QUEEN’S ON TELLY. YAY.

(It’s odd how their songs still impress and excite me (grow up.) My heart pumps faster than it should by sitting still watching a concert…)

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Ingredients (Part Deux)

Some words are just better than others, that one there^ being my favourite right now… A few more in my list:

Betwixt
Blancmange
Moisten
Ubiquitous
Eponymous
Swinge
Indubitably
Sycophantic

Most of those sound “clever” and are pretty much unusable in proper conversation. I like them mostly for sounding good - notice the lack of the letter R, the worst of all the letters. If R were a person, it’d be the son of Bin Laden and Nicki Minaj…

I’m gonna draw a graph of the word ingredients, that’s a good use of my time :D

Yeeeeaaaah…

Now watch this, I order you…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEwjOUmPzP0

*WOOOOAH WHOOOOAAH LA LA LAAAA, WOH, WOAAAAAH WHOOOA LA LA,WOOOAA WHOA OOOOOOH!*

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Sorry – hate to be negative – but I have to say this.

In my opinion, “The Voice” is absolutely the dullest, dumbest, most depressing programme on TV. It’s also the ultimate insult to music and to performers.

Every time I catch a glimpse of young singers busting their guts trying to win somebody’s attention, who is rudely sitting with their back to the singer … I feel sick.

It brings singing down to the level of a stupid obstacle course on ‘It’s A Knockout’. This is not – NOT – what music is about.

When we sing, or play, for real, we are NOT screaming at the top of our lungs trying to persuade someone to notice us. We have messages, we have subtle emotions, we have beauty, which can only be shared by a performer in front of an audience whose whole attention is already freely given. The performance is all about EVERYTHING the performer gives … in voice, in sound, in body language, in facial expression, in intimate eye contact. This stupid, stupid idea that someone can JUDGE a singer by turning his back on him, and missing out on proper contact, is, to me, a fatuous nonsense. And actually poisonous to the growth of young performers.

I hate seeing the great Tom Jones shoehorned into this scenario … it seems to deprive everyone who takes part of their dignity.

I hope this vile programme dies a natural death very soon.

Bri

Brian May’s mind

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Joe

A bit of Poison…

(The solo from Nothin’ But a Good Time)

Not particularly accurate, my next song is CAVATINA. DEFINITELY. I’VE BEEN PUTTING OFF RELEARNING IT FOR SO LONG D:

Also, this is my 200th post ever, WOO.

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Crisps are a bit crap, aren’t they…

They’re pretty much a slither of potato smothered in all the oils and flavour dust you can get. They’re not a real food, they’re empty… They’re an antisocial food - there’s no way of eating them quietly and can sometimes hurt to eat if you catch them wrongly, they don’t even taste of what they claim to. I’ve had my fair share of cheeses, but none of them taste like half the cheese and onion crisps (that’s a point, they should be half cheese half onion, gah…)

They get crisp shizz all over your hands, too. And you don’t get enough in a bag to bother eating them. And they’re difficult, inconsistent sizes, AHHH. And they haven’t even decided which colour matches each flavour! Crap for your health if that kind of thing worries you, too…

Hula hoops are by far the best…

I don’t hate crisps, I quite like them, but I had a realisation of how retarded the idea is. LONG LIVE SANDWICHES.

(This whole complaint’s not very eloquent at all, I don’t think I get my point across at all… Feel free to improve as you read :P)

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